To my friend who will likely receive an oddly shaped slipper: I’m sorry.
See, I’ve been knitting while I’ve been watching the baseball post season. You know it’s been a crazy ride with the Blue Jays this week. The first slipper went relatively normally.
Then today happened. More specifically, the seventh inning.
There were bizarre plays.
The game continued under protest.
The field was littered with beer cans.
I lost track of the number of errors.
And there was a giant home run.
Fifty three minutes later when it was all over, I looked at my knitting and saw this:
The top slipper looks more like an aircraft carrier than a slipper.
It fits on my foot. I’m sure it will look better with the top attached.
I’m also pretty sure the Caesar I drank didn’t help the knitting.
Have I mentioned I’m sorry?